Crouch said his goal was to have an ass like this bird one day...There was dismay this week when it was revealed that the 3 youngest Braves had no bum to speak of. It was said that Crouch had an ass flatter than a plasma screen tv, Big Al had an ass smaller than a fish and Adam had an ass smaller than one of the nits that used to live in his dreadlocks!
Last year it was Pez who spent all season looking for his ass, with his multiple yellow cards for being such a no bum leading to a suspension. Eventually his lack of ass became such a problem that the association said to go away for 12 weeks and come back when he found his ass. No news on the search at this stage.
The young braves have spent all year pulling up their shorts on the field (with no ass to hold them up), but crouch has found time to be the best player in the competition despite his disabliity. Al has found it really difficult to stay on his bike (you try sitting down with no bum) and adam has had the car seat removed from his new rig as he's got nothing to sit down with either.
Miko was overheard talking to Team No Bum at training on Thursday evening....' Boys, I was the first winner of the Braves Missing Ass Award. It came as no shock, but when you realise why people keep mistaking your ass for an ironing board, it makes living with NBD(No Bum Disorder) a lot easier. Keep your heads up and remember, you can still be a dad with no bum'.
J Mac was later heard to say while looking at Dunko 'Anyone who doesn't work an 85 hour (like him)week is a bum'.
The Braves are considering starting a fundraiser for ass implants for the boys. An ass bra for the boys has been discussed as an option. J Mac has also offered one of his Ass Cheeks for the boys to share ( that would be more than enough). Donnie and Lucy have also made similar offers, so could be ok, if the money is raised for transplant surgery.
In the meantime, it is hoped that the boys can tighten their drawstrings sufficently to keep their shorts up on Sunday.
Watch this space(it's quite a bit bigger than the boy's asses put together...)..
Go you braves!
Last year it was Pez who spent all season looking for his ass, with his multiple yellow cards for being such a no bum leading to a suspension. Eventually his lack of ass became such a problem that the association said to go away for 12 weeks and come back when he found his ass. No news on the search at this stage.
The young braves have spent all year pulling up their shorts on the field (with no ass to hold them up), but crouch has found time to be the best player in the competition despite his disabliity. Al has found it really difficult to stay on his bike (you try sitting down with no bum) and adam has had the car seat removed from his new rig as he's got nothing to sit down with either.
Miko was overheard talking to Team No Bum at training on Thursday evening....' Boys, I was the first winner of the Braves Missing Ass Award. It came as no shock, but when you realise why people keep mistaking your ass for an ironing board, it makes living with NBD(No Bum Disorder) a lot easier. Keep your heads up and remember, you can still be a dad with no bum'.
J Mac was later heard to say while looking at Dunko 'Anyone who doesn't work an 85 hour (like him)week is a bum'.
The Braves are considering starting a fundraiser for ass implants for the boys. An ass bra for the boys has been discussed as an option. J Mac has also offered one of his Ass Cheeks for the boys to share ( that would be more than enough). Donnie and Lucy have also made similar offers, so could be ok, if the money is raised for transplant surgery.
In the meantime, it is hoped that the boys can tighten their drawstrings sufficently to keep their shorts up on Sunday.
Watch this space(it's quite a bit bigger than the boy's asses put together...)..
Go you braves!
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