Thursday 28 June 2007

Brave Park under water!


Chilli was happy enough with his new role during his suspension..

All Football was canned after the wet weather this week. Not the usual done thing at Brave Park , being the greatest pitch in the world and all that, but as you can see from the pic, it was pretty wet on Thursday. It will undoubtably be sunny and dry come match day, but have a weekend off and come one come all to Training Tuesday and Thursday. Or just one night! Please!
Have a good weekend off!

Wednesday 20 June 2007

Braves v Eden 17.6.07 (Maz's B'day)


(above)A Glorious day for the Bemboka Braves!

Sunday saw a momentous day for the Braves when they opened a can of whoop ass on the Eden Wailers! The Braves went undefeated in all grades-U7’s, 25-0 in U9’s (might have been 5-0), 5-1 in U11’s, 1-1in Ressies (should have been 2-1) and a magic 2-1 win in First grade!

Club cornerstone Mick O’Reilly and his comedy curators had the ground marked up a picture on Saturday afternoon while the rest of the Braves were at Maz’s BBQ. Miko found the paint explosion over poor Dunko particularly funny when he tried to open the line marker canister which was still pressurized.

Sunday dawned bright and sunny (not that anyone but Donnie was up), and most of the Braves were able to meet the 12 noon deadline down at the ground. Ressies still struggled to get ready for the 12.50 kickoff, which is something we will work on at training (getting changed quicker). As the U11 Braves slipped in 3 in less than 3 minutes (surely a full field record for the club), the Ressies began their lack lusture warmup moaning of their calamitous evening and lack of sleep. With Braves custodian away for the day with a nasty case of Bankitis (only affects those who work in a bank), Dunko stepped in to his rather large purple goalkeepers jersey for Ressies. Johnny (Whiskey) Walker was also out for the day due to illness and became the first Brave ever to ring in sick more than 5 minutes before a game. Well done Whiskey and get well soon! With Gareth Burns pursuing other forms of exercise in Bungandore (see post), the Bemboka Hotel Motel Ressies took a different shape and look onto the field, with young enthusiastic striker Donnie Canby booting up looking for a goal.

It was Donnie indeed who opened the scoring after the Braves has peppered the Eden goal, He took a crossed pass on the chest on the edge of the Eden area and bought the ball down and beat the keeper with an unstoppable volley which brought the hundreds of Braves faithful to their feet. Unfortunately the Braves couldn’t keep the Wailers out, and after a slight mix up in defence the Eden Striker slipped past Barney to lob Dunko who had anticipated a low shot and already hit the deck.

The Braves continued to push forward in the second half, Adam Hill really shining on the right of defence and Maz running about chasing Dunko’s long and sometimes wayward goalkicks about. Towards the end of the game (last 30 seconds), a long ball forward led to the Braves breaking into the Eden area and a perfect lovely low cross eluded Lenno(airswing), and enabled the Fox to accurately pass the ball back across the goal from point blank range into the hands of the hopelessly out of position keeper with the goal yawning. It was one of those that was simply harder to miss than score. So, the Braves Ressies had to be content with (yet another) draw that probably keeps them at the top of the pile in their grade.

First grade was a tight tense and entertaining affair. The Bemboka Pie Shop Bemboka Braves were hoping to break a hoodoo of never having beaten Eden in the First grade competition. With the Bemboka Braves Bevitt Noise Orchestra creating stirring encouragement, the Blues took the field exchange pleasantries with the opposition. A slightly shuffled lineup had Birthday Boy Maz O’Reilly in goal, throwing on the large purple and yellow number the Brave Matty Ellwood usually wears. He showed his worth too, positioning himself well right throughout the game to grasp cleanly most of the shots aimed his way from the Wailers attack. He also showed that wayward goal kicks run in the family, putting most of his over the sideline as per the stand in reserves keeper.

There was more than a few nervous moments for the Braves, but they were able to push forward well in attack, winning a number of corners in the first half, but failed to make anything of their set pieces. It was from a cross however that the score board started ticking over for the day, when an unfortunate Eden defender nodded an accurate cross into his own net past his keeper. It was a deserved score for it was the Braves exerting the most pressure at the time. In the period shortly before half time the Wailers showed their teeth, cutting through the Braves solid backline and slotting past stand in goalkeeper Maz O’Reilly. The Braves were reasonably happy at half time despite conceding, and knew it was going to be a battle to break the hoodoo of over 25 years.

In a real ding dong contest, the ball swung end to end with both sides shooting at goal and possession shared quite evenly.It was a penalty decision that decided the next goal, after the Braves Italian import was bought down 3 times for good measure in the Eden area. Glory Boy Mc Paul stepped up to make his mark on the game after Luigi politely turned down the opportunity to convert the penalty. No mistake from Mc Paul, even if he was a little lucky to slip the ball under the Eden keeper.

The next bit of excitement was Braves striker Magical Pip Pearson receiving marching orders after an accidental high foot led to some grappling (more like an unfriendly ball room dance really), in retaliation between he and an Eden defender. The Braves down to 10 for the remainder of the game. The braves backline and midfield held together well in the final stages of the match to keep Eden at bay and a famous win for the Braves in front of at least 14 proud supporters. All the Braves would like to thank Bevo for his unwavering support as well as the rest of his band of merry supporters for the day.

Hoodoo broken.

The Braves meet the competition leaders the Bega Roosters this weekend at Brave park (3.00), with Ressies taking on the Mallacoota Maulers in the lead up game at 1.50. All senior players are requested to be there12.30ish or before to cheer on the kids:)

See you there!

Go you Braves!

Play in the Rain, Train in the rain!


The Great Liverpool manager Bill Shankly used to say it (according to Robbo anyway), so the Braves will do the same! 6.10 at Brave Park will be the place to be tonight. At this point of the season we are moving towards using players who are appearing at training more (eg Cam, Fox and Crouchy from Tuesday this week), so if you want to be in the starting lineup you better start showing your face at training..
We need to work on some set plays tonight as our dead ball work is atrocious. Giving the ball away from throw ins (especially), free kicks and corners is not going to take the Braves to the top of the pile. So, keep your warm kit on after the warmup tonight- there may be a little staning about to be done (i'll try to keep it minimal..).

If we can score from set plays it's a massive bonus and a great feeling!

Go you Braves!

Brave Park recognised as the best football pitch in the world!

A sniff of rain, and the council panic. Brave Park to the rescue!

All Games are on at Brave Park this weekend! Note a couple of time changes!

Due to the wet conditions making the Bega grounds unplayable, the following rd 8 games have been transferred to Bemboka.

9:00am u/8s Bemboka v Bega
9:50am u/9s Bemboka v Bega
10:40am u/11 Bemboka v Bega
11:40am u/10 Bega Red v Bega White
12:40pm u/14 Bega Red v Bega White
1:50pm Res Bemboka v Bega
3:00pm 1st Bemboka v Bega
Referees to be billed to the Bega Club.
Also the following game have been transferred to Merimbula
Field 2
10:00am u/13 girls Merimbula v Bega
11:00am u/15 girls Merimbula v Bega
Referees to be billed to the Bega Club.
The Bega u/16s and Ladies fixtures are postponed until a later date.

See you there!

Go you Braves!

Monday 18 June 2007

Burnsie found alive and (very) well!


(above)Burnsie's life had a whole new meaning...

Former MIA Brave Gareth Burns has been found alive and wellin the Grand Hotel in Bega by Coach Dunko.
He has been missing from the Ressies for the past 2 matches since finding love (read lust) in Bungandore, ACT. Coach Dunko gave him his blessing and excused him from his absence (not abstinence) and said the other Braves had missed him.
Go you little Brave!

Saturday 16 June 2007

Graham Barnett


Barney disowned this photo at Tathra...





Graham Barnett is a product of the Braves talent identification academy, and has had a solid season so far. A nasty tackle down at Tathra has slowed him down in recent weeks, but he continues to soldier out every Sunday regardless. Has shown himself to be fertile (just ask Emma), and can hit shots particularly hard, but not on target..
Loves a bit of Bega cheese and has a reasonable eye with a cricket bat in his hand.
Loves a bit of Red Bull when he's added something else to it, and he tells us it's good to keep you going all night(just ask Emma again).
Is a keen indoor bowler and likes to use the chalk when Crouchie gets a toucher. Also likes to hear Crouchie's Grandad's Bowls stories.

Wednesday 13 June 2007

Russ 'The Muss' Hill


Club stalwart, Russ Hill

Russ is almost as old as Indian's Head, the logo for the Braves. He's been in Bemboka for quite a few years now, has featured in many roles for the club, has a great family over in Bemboka (add Braves) St, and has son Adam playing with him in Ressie's which he is obviously enjoying. Russ is tough in the tackle and a gentleman on and off the field, respected by all the younger Braves (that would be everyone in the squad).
At 67, Muss is the oldest Brave ever, and looks to have plenty of years left in his legs. Has been one of the best in Ressie's so far this year, and following a knee injury at Merimbula which he aggravated at training Tuesday night, will be sorely missed.
Look forward to his support from the side in the coming weeks- looks like a strong candidate for Ressie's managerial duties in the dugout in the coming weeks. Speedy recovery mate- we'll miss your smiling face at training :)

You can still catch him in action every Friday night at Indoor bowls..

Joshy Mc Paul


(Above) Joshy doing his best NAB catalogue pose for Cassie Grenfell (in car)

Joshy 'Glory Boy' McPaul is probably the best looking, highest achieving, best dressed, fame seeking Brave of all time. Freshly returned from the NAB roundabout that has taken him from Wall Street to Wollongong, Joshy works closely with Matty Ellwood in the best bank in Bega.
Joshy has been desperate to top the scoring table for the Brave's this year, leaving his fellow defenders sometimes one short. They don't seem to miss him either way:)
Joshy is co coach and the voice of reason for the other bloke who likes to think he knows everything there is about football. One of the supporters of 3-5-2, Joshy likes to see the Brave's attack and entertain the hundreds of town folk who follow the Braves about.
Currently living happily with lovely Brooke in Bega, Joshy would like to open a branch of the NAB in Mogilla so he doesn't have as far to drive to Mum and Dad's for Lamb dinners.
Strong in the air, more skillfull than he looks, Joshy has a nice nose for goal when he pushes forward from the midfield seeking his name in the paper the following week.

Owns the nicest car on the team.

Mick O'Reilly


(above) Miko had noticed he'd lost some of his pace of late..

Brave's club captain, Miko is second only in terms of years to Russ 'the Muss' Hill, and taking over as oldest Brave whilst Russ is injured. Played more games than Ryan Giggs, Miko has shuffled about the Braves lineup this year, making celebrity appearances in Ressie's up front and would have had a goal early if the offside law was ignored temporarily.
Miko is one of the more solid built of the Brave's, always cutting a fine figure in the showers after the game. He says a steady diet of white bread, loads of margarine and the odd Bourbon and coke can contributes to his manly physique, similar to a Kenyan long distance runner.
Has an entertaining left foot, a pretty handy turn of speed(the quickest of the O'Reilly's) and a first touch that resembles some of his U9 team at times. Also a prolific future Brave maker along with his long suffering wife Donna.
Ever the Clubman, Miko can be found every second Sunday early down at Brave Park marking out lines for the rest of the club to run about on for the rest of the day. Miko has had a solid season this year and really gives a lot to the club and the town in general.

Go ahead and give him a sportsman tap next time you see him:)

Maz's Birthday this Sunday!


Maz's reaction to the streaker the Braves ordered for his birthday.

Bemboka pub life member and Braves central midfielder Maz O'Reilly celebrates his 22nd birthday on Sunday the 17th of June. In a judicious stroke of wisdom, he has nominated this Saturday night- the night before we play Eden as the night of the party. Some of the Braves have the ability to 'back up' after a night on it, some don't. Joshy Mac has suggested use of light beer, but Luigi laughed that one away, being more au fait with the alcohol culture of the U25's of the town. More like JD and coke (not that type), for the evening. Invites have been extended to the Brave's favourite referee, the Inskip boys and lots of other people Maz doesn't particularly like. Other people he does like are requested to gather at Bemboka Pub (Maz's second home) Saturday night.
Good luck to all those who let themselves go and then have to play 2 full games on Sunday:)

Go you young Braves!






Grasshoppers v Braves 3.6.07


Naro had kicked the ball 3 times, but it refused to budge...

Last Sunday, the Mighty Bemboka Braves outfit travelled to Grasshopper city down in Merimbula to do battle by the coast. The author of this post did the best he could to shield the First grade result in the BDN writeup. The Braves were slightly hampered to lack of numbers (see previous post), but put in a strong showing in both grades on the day.
Ressie's were first out and Mick O'Reilly making his first start as superstar striker was unlucky not to put the Braves ahead, making a nice break on goal but forgetting the offside law in the process. *The referee was overheard saying 'that will teach you, you country bumpkin knob'-that point is a complete fabrication, but a backlash from the point the same ref made at the association meeting about being misquoted in the press. It was an entertaining game in which club stalwart Russ Hill limped off the ground after a twist of a knee. Don't worry Russ, you've got one more perfectly good one till it comes right (soon we hope). A mighty effort from both teams with no goals, which means the Braves Ressie's stay on top until their next game.
The Grasshoppers managed to gather their First Grade team together for the first time this year (as predicted by Luigi), and looked impressive. They over came a tired Braves First grade squad 3-0, enjoying a lion's share of possession(94.6% according to Braves' statistitians), with the Brave's producing a few half chances that didn't end up in the net.
The Braves look forward to welcoming new recriut Mark 'Ando' Anderson to training Thursday- under pain of death from Maz 'hardman' O'Reilly if he pikes out.
This week the Eden Wailers travel to Brave Park to do battle. There is a full day of junior matches as well as daytime fireworks and a marching band (maybe), so don't miss out on the great day's entertainment!
*Don't forget to make it to the bemboka pub for the strippers for Maz's birthday Saturday night.. His Bday is Sunday, so don't forget to give him shit about turning 30..

Go you Braves!

Sunday 3 June 2007

Braves MIA!


(above)A picture of Pip, Gareth and Cam at Merimbula on the weekend

In a shock to club players and faithful supporters, 3 of the greatest Braves of all time have gone missing on the weekend. Glory Boy Joshy Mac said he was very concerned for the missing Braves saying it was very out of character for them not to pick up the phone and call in sick, injured or dead (as Maz does for work from time to time).
Gareth Burns, Cameron Charnock and Mark Pearson(last sighted late Sat night propping up a bar), were all AWOL on Sunday, much to the distress of their Team mates, supporters and Playing staff.
Hopefully they will be found safe and well.
Godspeed.

Matty Ellwood


Matty Ellwood

(left)Matty in full flight..


Braves Goalkeeper for the past 2 years and everybody's mate until State of Origin time. Matty has come alive over the last few weeks in the Braves 18 yard area, becoming much more vocal and confident due to a little persuasion from the little Itialian. Matty Ellwood is Glory Boy's slave in at the NAB.
A long suffering Chelsea supporter (or newly on the bandwagon?), Matty is a top lad, good fun and always up for a piss take laugh. He is also in charge of a highly successful U17 junior AFL team in Merimbula, who he has taken from the wooden spoon to the bottom of the table .

Matty does not take his goalkicks due to an injury he sustained in Vietnam, but being a tight short footy player he can kick the round ball very well out of his hands.
Currently one of the most eligible Brave batchelors for all the pretty girls who check the Braves website regularly.